Because it can’t rain in Tiger Stadium on a Saturday night, our Fridays are a little fucked up.
Waylon Jennings - Louisiana Women
From the gulf of the Mississippi up to Baton Rouge
With the Louisiana ladies boy you just can’t lose
They’ll treat you right Lord Lord Lord treat you right yeah treat you right boy
At the risk of sounding like the proverbial “ugly American” who sh*ts on the customs of foreigners, allow me to explain why…
- First of all, it’s “crawfish,” not “crayfish.” Get it right.
- One does not serve crawfish cold. Crawfish are to be served HOT, fresh from a pot of excessively seasoned, scalding hot water.
- One does not season crawfish with dill. What sort of perverted Euro f*ckery is this? Louisiana should declare war on Sweden for this!
- One does not move a crawfish boil indoors due to “aggressive mosquitoes.” One welcomes the presence of blood-thirsty mosquitoes because it separates the crawfish boil contenders from the pretenders. GROW A PAIR, SWEDES!"
Pickled crawfish sounds TERRIBLE. However, this article is amazing. Go read the whole list.
A sweet, sultry, simply-produced album of great vintage songs. Play it while you throw a classy dinner party or make sweet, sweet love.